ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I need to calm my uterus...
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