He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
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he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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