you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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