Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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