My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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