So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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