I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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