in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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