I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
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At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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