hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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