I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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