i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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