Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
false alarm. still invincible.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Randomize