even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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