.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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