ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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