At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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