I didn't shave. On purpose
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
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sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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