I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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