yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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