Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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