I wish they made helmets for livers.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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