Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He shit in the fireplace
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