i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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