You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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