Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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