i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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