Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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