I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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