how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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