Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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