What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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