He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
she woke up with a sticky ear
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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