i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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