She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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