living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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