I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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