Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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