i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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