we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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