his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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