girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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