dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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