Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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