I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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