I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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