I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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