Three words: puerto rican gang bang
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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