He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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