Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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